

It looked like Rick Moranis had zapped her with his shrinking machine. OK, I know that she s probably coked herself into a size 4, but the girl looked great. Lindsay Lohan was hanging out with a big group of people. Was at bungalow on Friday night, and it was a celebrity orgy considering that it was the end of fashion week. She looked adorable and very pregnant, while he looked scruffy & bloated. Saw Heath Ledger, arm-in-arm with Michelle Williams on Smith St., Brooklyn on 9/18. I still can t figure out why he would eat there. I thought maybe it was just some Tisch school student, but then I heard his unmistakably squeaky voice. Noticed that there was no girlfriend in sight. Maybe she was a really good friend, or maybe she was just psyched by the idea of spending the evening with a rock star's used food clinging to her clothing.ĩ/19 walking down west 4th in the village, I was blabbering on about how dojo is the shittiest restaurant in all of New York and who do I see standing outside, WAITING for a seat? Elijah Wood! He was wearing Willy Wonka-esque white, round sunglasses and a bright yellow tee. I just about swallowed my cigarette, but the woman didn't bat an eyelash. Sidling up next to her, Michael plucked at one of the tassels, separated out a single cord, and, while it was still attached to this woman's shawl I shit you not began to floss his teeth with it. After the meal, while having a smoke outside with friends, I watched as Michael wandered around checking his cell phone messages afterward he approached a woman who was engaged in conversation, and who was wearing a crocheted shawl with long black tassels. The dinner was a New-England-style feast: lobster, corn on the cob.the kind of stuff that leaves you wanting a toothpick.

In attendance were a few celebs, including Michael Stipe (wearing jeans and a tie-dyed t-shirt, and accompanied by his bleach-blond French boyfriend). Sightings are sent in by readers send yours to this latest edition of Gawker Stalker: Michael Stipe can t find his floss, Elijah Wood, Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger officially jump the shark, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connelly, Josh Hartnett, Scarlett Johansson, Phillip Glass, Claire Danes, Sofia Coppola, Jim Jarmusch, former Israeli PM Shimon Peres, Kevin Dillon, Beyonce, Matt Damon, Alexis Bledel, Jena Malone, Sir Elton John, Sean Connery, Michael Pitt, Tara Reid, Bob Geldorf, Ronnie Wood, Lou Reed(?), Rosie Perez, Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O' Connell, Jack McCollough, Robin Williams at Arcade Fire, Vanessa Williams, Parker Posey, Joan Allen, Diane Von Furstenberg and Barry Diller, Dermot Mulroney, Elizabeth Berkley, and, in the caboose, JC Chasez.Ĭouldn't help but pass along this hilariously icky bit of trash from the past weekend: On Friday night, I went to a rehearsal dinner on Cape Cod for the wedding of two movie-producer friends.
